To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To All My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours!
Too funny! I was already laughing when I scrolled down to see the second greeting…then I really laughed! P.C. is way too much work!
By: Paul on December 17, 2007
at 11:06 pm
Hi Paul,
And speaking the truth takes very few words.
I am so thankful God decreed me to be a conservative!
Grace and peace
By: James McDonald on December 18, 2007
at 3:48 am
Way to funny!!!
By: Shanna on December 18, 2007
at 8:06 pm
for your Green Party friends, all that you sent to the Democrats, plus this addendum:
I wish you and the world a global cooling trend. May your carbon footprints be as footprints in the snow that dissapate in the arctic wind. May the birds of the air stay clear of the windmill blades, and may the elk and moose find warmth and protection somewhere other than the Alaskan pipeline. May all desolate areas remain desolate for the sake of Mother Earth’s purity.
By: Pamela from Chicago on December 20, 2007
at 3:39 am
It is a sad day when a church leader such as yourself makes the choice to cross the line of church-state seperation. The support of one political party, or position, over any other has no part in our churches today. The fact that you have so clearly crossed this line leaves me with no choice but to turn this matter over to the IRS for investigation of your tax exempt status.
By: Michael on December 20, 2007
at 3:18 pm
Please note the above was meant as a joke!!!
By: Michael on December 20, 2007
at 3:19 pm
Hi Michael,
When I first read the comment, I thought to myself, “Who is this Neanderthal! I need to give him a history lesson on the whole ‘separation of church and state’ debate.” But then, I saw your email address, so I figured it was a joke.
By the way, I have yet to endorse a candidate. But, I will!
Lunch at 1:00?
By: James McDonald on December 20, 2007
at 3:24 pm